Brad says:
never in the rest of our soon-to-be-shortened lives can we top tonight
Paul says:
Jay's telling me about it right now
Brad says:
movies with car chase scenes have nothing on what we did
Paul says:
well...
Paul says:
they have guns
Paul says:
and things exploding
Paul says:
so...what are the details?
Brad says:
oh, where to begin
Brad says:
right off the bat, we saw warburton
Brad says:
then we went to McDonald's... on the way back, someone cut us off so ball honked forever, but nothing came of that
Paul says:
ic
Brad says:
we saw deidre, who was unfriendly....we saw the eclipse, the large kid, the cowboy kid, travis, and all the friends we've ever made
Brad says:
kim weber, rebecca fortin, and some others were out, and they helped us impede and piss off these RV guys...
Paul says:
lol
Brad says:
these three RV guys in a white truck; we stared at them, and they went off
Brad says:
they did everything
Brad says:
they got out of the car and demanded that we "YOU!  .... ROLL DOWN THAT WINDOW!  ROLL THAT SUMBITCH DOWN!"
Brad says:
they ran after us, doing the Cock Motion with their arms
Brad says:
they screamed many things
Paul says:
haha
Brad says:
more on that later
Brad says:
there was this guy in a red sporty car who cut us off without signaling, and so we imped upon him
Brad says:
he asked what the fuck was our problem, and i said, with who?  and he said "...ME!"
Brad says:
and i said you didn't signal
Brad says:
and he did the usual pull over, pussy, take gramma's car over there, etc
Paul says:
lol
Paul says:
lol...of course
Brad says:
later on, he came beside us, and we just screamed for 7 straight blocks
Brad says:
then ball swears he saw the guy pull out a pistol
Brad says:
so ball turned, and that was the end of that
Brad says:
there was also this guy on C street who was stopped, and ball just laid on the horn
Paul says:
ic
Brad says:
the guy poked  his head out and said "GO AROUND!"
Brad says:
and ball kept honking
Brad says:
so the guy pulled over
Paul says:
lol
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
so then, these RV guys summoned about 60 friends
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
literally, they had around seven vehicles among them
Paul says:
yeah..i did see that
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
and they fucking did everything to trap us
Paul says:
how'd you guys get away?
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
they tried to box us in at VK, around the back of VK, on C street (the guy backed up down half the block)
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
at that Honda place, and on A street
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
oh
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
they never succeeded, ball just outmaneuvered them
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
it was close
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
finally, we were on A street, and that was the fun part
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
all of them were down there, from ampride to VK, strung out waiting
Paul says:
lol
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
they converged at about Norris and A, and ball narrowly got away, half going under one of those weird semi trailers with the bottom half of the front end removed
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
but this red truck, the worst one (the one that backed down C street)...
Paul says:
wow
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
they got beside us, and fucking drove all the way down a street
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
someone was coming the other way, and they had to turn onto another street
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
finally, there's a point at about east 1st and A where the road curves to the right, ball ran him off there, and got back on b street
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
after that, he went to the police station and paused, and then through ampride to south street, over the viaduct, and home
Paul says:
ic
Paul says:
what a night
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
on the other side of the coin, we actually had some allies
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
these guys also had goofy huge sunglasses and hoodies, and they saw us and put their hoods up just like us
Paul says:
who were they?
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
i dunno
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
then kim and the others
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
and wade felker, allan, brian montey, and a few other guys who offered to fight for us
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
oh yeah, we also saw pizirate pete, he was unfriendly as usual
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
like i said, this was the best nife in history
Paul says:
yes...
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
and probably the best forever
Paul says:
i don't know how you can top it
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
i'm gonna copy this conversation so i can keep a record
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
oh, and we saw clips several times
NIFE... it's what's for dinner. says:
it was amazing